Monday, June 09, 2003
Weeks 25 & 26 - RI Wedding
> Memorial Day was very memorial. Danny 'The Good
> Doctor' Raible picked me up in New York and we went to Rhode Island for the
> weekend. A wedding. You know what that means. Broads. Many, many broads.
> Schwing! Most excellent, Wayne.
>
> Danny and I are probably the only guys IN THE
> UNIVERSE who can spend the > entire holiday weekend in a sorority house and not
> get any action, but we did. We sure did. It took a lot of work, but we
> drove 'em all off. Way to go, Dan! High five, brother!
>
> Now, in our defense, most of the girls were gone home for the summer. But
> those who stayed for summer school were particularly lonely, right? They
> had to be.
>
> Nope. Nothing. A smile.
>
> And the ladies at the wedding? I have pictures to prove that Danny and I
> are not that ugly. Danny, in fact, just graduated from PA school, AND he
> has a sunny disposition! What more could you ask for, ladies? Danny is
> also very funny. For example, at the reception, Danny did the backspin
> during a rock song (his signature move at every wedding he goes to). Later
> he dressed up in an Elvis costume and dropped his mother on the dance floor.
> I am not making any of this up! Danny is a bigger goof than me! Dropped
> her HARD! They both fell over - I'm sure Mrs. Raible's teeth were rattling!
> Luckily, neither was hurt. Nice going, Dan! Very smooth!
>
> All married. All of them.
>
> Anyway, best wishes to Shawn and Deana. Next time
> you throw a wedding INVITE SOME SINGLE BABES!!!! Jeez! You know what I
> mean? You pay all this money to travel, to stay in the sorority house, to
> rent nice clothes and buy shampoo and soap, the least they could do is add
> some hotties to the guest list.
>
> Of course, that's just my opinion, I'm probably
> right. ¶ 6:50 PM
> Doctor' Raible picked me up in New York and we went to Rhode Island for the
> weekend. A wedding. You know what that means. Broads. Many, many broads.
> Schwing! Most excellent, Wayne.
>
> Danny and I are probably the only guys IN THE
> UNIVERSE who can spend the > entire holiday weekend in a sorority house and not
> get any action, but we did. We sure did. It took a lot of work, but we
> drove 'em all off. Way to go, Dan! High five, brother!
>
> Now, in our defense, most of the girls were gone home for the summer. But
> those who stayed for summer school were particularly lonely, right? They
> had to be.
>
> Nope. Nothing. A smile.
>
> And the ladies at the wedding? I have pictures to prove that Danny and I
> are not that ugly. Danny, in fact, just graduated from PA school, AND he
> has a sunny disposition! What more could you ask for, ladies? Danny is
> also very funny. For example, at the reception, Danny did the backspin
> during a rock song (his signature move at every wedding he goes to). Later
> he dressed up in an Elvis costume and dropped his mother on the dance floor.
> I am not making any of this up! Danny is a bigger goof than me! Dropped
> her HARD! They both fell over - I'm sure Mrs. Raible's teeth were rattling!
> Luckily, neither was hurt. Nice going, Dan! Very smooth!
>
> All married. All of them.
>
> Anyway, best wishes to Shawn and Deana. Next time
> you throw a wedding INVITE SOME SINGLE BABES!!!! Jeez! You know what I
> mean? You pay all this money to travel, to stay in the sorority house, to
> rent nice clothes and buy shampoo and soap, the least they could do is add
> some hotties to the guest list.
>
> Of course, that's just my opinion, I'm probably
> right. ¶ 6:50 PM
