WEEK 111 – THE CHRISTMAS LIST (This episdoe rated PG-13 for language)

-----Original Message-----
From: David Stott [mailto:djstott@nyc.rr.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 1:33 PM
To: Stott, Elizabeth; Stott, Jamie; Andrew Stott; Stott, Mike
Subject: xmas for dave


Dear family,
I list, IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE my Christmas list for 2004. NO ITEM SHOULD BE OVERLOOKED!!!

Number 1 MOST IMPORTANT!!!
$250,000.00 for a down payment on apartment in downtown Manhattan

Number 2
$5000.00 for a Panasonic 100A DVX 3Chip CCD camera with 24p playback

Number 3
socks

DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME, PEOPLE! I AM SOOOOO IMPORTANT TO YOUR LIVES! DO NOT DISAPPOINT!

-----Second Message-----
From: David Stott [mailto:djstott@nyc.rr.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 1:36 PM
To: David Stott
Subject: ORRRRR...

OK, I realize some of these items are out of your price ranges. This is not my fault. You all should have studied harder in college. But, SINCE YOU'RE ALL PROBABLY GOING TO BE CHEAP about Christmas, I also want...

Godfather Trilogy (yes, even the third one – I hear the director’s comments are pretty good)
The Who Box Set (The mack daddy huge one with all the studio recordings ever)
Godiva
Oceans 11 DVD
(insert assorted and sundry book titles here)
Money for crack
Money for hos
New suits from Jamie’s tailor
A Macintosh G5
Motion Software from Apple (this would be really cool, actually, but it’s pretty $$$)
A Beamer

-----Original Message-----
From: Andrew Stott [mailto:astott@lutron.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 1:41 PM
To: David Stott
Subject: RE: xmas for Dave



what size socks?

-----Original Message-----
From: David Stott [mailto:djstott@nyc.rr.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 1:42 PM
To: Andrew Stott
Subject: RE: RE: xmas for Dave


Don't be cheap, Andrew! Show the love! It's Christmas, for crying out loud. Also, while I have your attention, someone STOLE a few of my CDs over the years. I am looking in particular for

METALLICA, Ride the Lightning
METALLICA Kill Em All
EXTREME 2 – Pornograffitti
ROLLING STONES – Hot Rocks

Just to BORROW so I can put the songs on my iPod, since they originally belonged to me and I still have all the original receipts, so thanks for stealing from me - I'm your brother.

CHEAPSKATES!

-----Original Message-----
From: David Stott [mailto:djstott@nyc.rr.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 1:42 PM
To: Andrew Stott
Subject: RE: RE: xmas for Dave

Oh, I also want,
Metal Gear 3 – Snake Eater for PS2
Dave Chappelle – Season 1
Dave Chappelle – Killin Them Softly
BOOK – Daily Show with Jon Stewart, America, The Book – A Citizen’s Guide to Democracy Inaction

OK, that’s all for now

-----Original Message-----
From: Andrew Stott [mailto:astott@lutron.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 1:47 PM
To: David Stott
Subject: RE: and


are you sure?

-----Original Message-----
From: David Stott [mailto:dstott@cpradr.org]
Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 1:48 PM
To: Andrew Stott

FOR NOW I said! God!

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Tune in after Christmas to find out if Dave's family gave him anything at all. (We're not counting on it. All he deserves is coal.)  ¶ 10:24 PM