Monday, November 05, 2007
Be a Movie Star!
Ever want to be that guy that walks towards the camera, confident, cocky, utterly unperturbed as a building blows up behind him?
Perhaps you’d like to be that funny, comedic, perfectly casual guy who spouts off a hilarious one-liner right before a building blows up behind him?
Perhaps you’d like to blow up a building?
Thanks to Match Productions' ‘Repeatable Explosions Technology,’ you too can go be on a 'real' studio lot, with a 'real' building and a 'real' gas-ball explosion, just like the one Bruce Willis jumped in front of in Die Hard 1 - yeah, the one where he jumped off that building named after that Japanese warrior or something, and it blew up right behind him!
We’ll send the limo to pick you up, let you camp out in a movie trailer while we do your make-up, and even have a few fans on hand to bug you for autographs before your big scene. Then the cameras roll (only the best for you, my friend – we use 70mm film to capture your great moment) you’ll blow some shit up, maybe say something witty, and then go get high on speedballs in the Viper Room! Yeah!
You get 3 days and 2 nights at the Four Seasons Hollywood, five-star accommodations all weekend long, plus liveried limousine service and Zagat-rated catering. Price: $100,000. Couples packages also available. ¶ 5:59 PM
Perhaps you’d like to be that funny, comedic, perfectly casual guy who spouts off a hilarious one-liner right before a building blows up behind him?
Perhaps you’d like to blow up a building?
Thanks to Match Productions' ‘Repeatable Explosions Technology,’ you too can go be on a 'real' studio lot, with a 'real' building and a 'real' gas-ball explosion, just like the one Bruce Willis jumped in front of in Die Hard 1 - yeah, the one where he jumped off that building named after that Japanese warrior or something, and it blew up right behind him!
We’ll send the limo to pick you up, let you camp out in a movie trailer while we do your make-up, and even have a few fans on hand to bug you for autographs before your big scene. Then the cameras roll (only the best for you, my friend – we use 70mm film to capture your great moment) you’ll blow some shit up, maybe say something witty, and then go get high on speedballs in the Viper Room! Yeah!
You get 3 days and 2 nights at the Four Seasons Hollywood, five-star accommodations all weekend long, plus liveried limousine service and Zagat-rated catering. Price: $100,000. Couples packages also available. ¶ 5:59 PM
